interweb

interweb
1. (interweb) (1167↑, 78↓)
A sarcastic term for the [internet]. Often used in the context of parody regarding an inexperience, unskilled, or incoherent user.

Hay guys, I'm using teh interweb\!\!\!

2. (interweb) (731↑, 260↓)
The interconnected webworks of webworks. The place you go when you click the big blue E on your screen. Sometimes, when your on there, naked pictures come up, or baloons telling you that you are a winner, other times you get a strange error, and your computer turns off.

Look mom I told you, just click the damn E.. "What E\!?" THE BIG BLUE E\! "oh that one....okay...something happened" Did the window open up? "Window? What window, the screen changed..." Yes okay...good, now type in lets say...google into the address bar. "The wh..who..where?" Good Lord..you are SO not prepared for the interweb.. "I thought it was called the internet?" Fuck you mom, fuck you.

3. (interweb) (289↑, 140↓)
A rather humorous combination of the World Wide Web and Internet. Usually used in parody of someone who is fluent with IP.

You suck at teh Interweb.

4. (Interweb) (174↑, 70↓)
A term used for the internet when pretending not to know exactly how it works.

i.e what's the capital of ireland? I don't know if only we had a way of finding out, such as the majical interweb.

5. (interweb) (106↑, 59↓)
What your grandparents call the internet

Grandad: Hey\! What are you doing on the interweb You: Its interNET and im watching porn\! Grandad: mind if i join you

6. (Interweb) (70↑, 51↓)
A series of tubes connecting people through computers.

I logged onto the interweb and saw some Milfy boobs.

Author: Mark "Grammar is Stoopid" http://interweb.urbanup.com/3433370
7. (interweb) (71↑, 67↓)
a device used for looking at pr0n and paying your taxes.

i'm hitting a dry spell. I need some of that interwebz

8. (interweb) (82↑, 83↓)
an alternative term, or [synonym] for the word 'internet'. it is derived from an amalgamation of the words 'internet' and 'world wide web'

i love surfing the interweb\!

9. (Interweb) (10↑, 16↓)
A term used to describe a large scale network connection. [FIRST] coined in the Sci-Fi series "Babylon 5" 07/13/1994 Episode name: "Eyes" Season 1 : Ep. 16 Between time 14:36 to 14:57

Chief of Security: "while thats working, load in a [web] program" Computer: "peramiters" Chief of Security: "all info on Colonel Ari Ben Zayn, earth force internal and Mr Harriman Gray Psi Corps military specialist. The usual sources. Code all responses Gold-2" Computer: "Acknowledged, Commencing [interweb] link"

10. (Interweb) (29↑, 36↓)
1.Term used by middle aged people, or 'elderlies' who don't know anything about computers. 2.A much cooler way of saying 'internet'.

"You younguns' with your fancy MTV, and your interweb *shake cane*" "Jah, I'm so tired\! I spent all night chatting to some gal on the interweb\!

Author: Sveet Steve. Katie http://interweb.urbanup.com/2595942
11. (interweb) (3↑, 15↓)
Started with a concept of local to local connections across the country, offering a new kind of "long distance" that is a service immune to distance which is there for the consumer. *is used for massive, massive commercial purposes. *used by major entities to save money by doing what they are doing now. *not something you just dump something on. *not a big truck. *a series of tubes. However these tubes can be filled, thereby slowing down messages.

On the interweb, there is a service that allows you to subscribe for streaming that brings movies right to your mail box at home, although it takes over your private interweb.

Author: Dr. Phil Layshio http://interweb.urbanup.com/4358576
12. (interweb) (8↑, 22↓)
internet,the web, what u are on now\!

"i found this really funny pic on the interweb\!"

Author: sammykinzandabster http://interweb.urbanup.com/4070992
13. (interweb) (15↑, 48↓)
It's a word used by people who are making fun of nerds, they like to imply that the person they are making fun of would use a term like "interweb" to sound like a geek. The irony is, the only people who are actually using the word are those who are making fun of the supposed nerd. In fact, even being aware of the word in the first place made them a nerd. People who use the word "interweb" in seriousness or a joke, need to jump off a cliff, and land in a pit with all the people who say "meh" "lolz" and "n00b." Incidentally, those people also need to get a life. Seacrest out.

Person with sense: Actually you're wrong on that. Black people don't eat fried chicken all day, and you're a fucking retard for thinking so. Person who is actually being talked to: Nuh uh, my mom told me it was a certain way, also my brother told me, and he plays WoW like all the time, so he's very smart. Person who was just listening in and nobody actually gave a retarded shit about what this person thought: Ooh, the interwebs are very serious business.

14. (interweb) (15↑, 49↓)
It's a word used by people who are making fun of nerds, they like to imply that the person they are making fun of would use a term like "interweb" to sound like a geek. The irony is, the only people who are actually using the word are those who are making fun of the supposed nerd. In fact, even being aware of the word in the first place made them a nerd. People who use the word "interweb" in seriousness or a joke, need to jump off a cliff, and land in a pit with all the people who say "meh" "lolz" and "n00b." Incidentally, those people also need to get a life. Seacrest out.

Person with sense: Actually you're wrong on that. Black people don't eat fried chicken all day, and you're a fucking retard for thinking so. Person who is actually being talked to: Nuh uh, my mom told me it was a certain way, also my brother told me, and he plays WoW like all the time, so he's very smart. Person who was just listening in and nobody actually gave a retarded shit about what this person thought: Ooh, the interwebs are very serious business.

15. (interweb) (50↑, 103↓)
source of never ending [pornography]and info

im just going on the interweb

16. (interweb) (67↑, 122↓)
A vast network of computerised filth, lovingly pumped into the desktops of 21st Century office employees, ensuring that no work ever gets done.

Have you seen my collection of Asian [bukkake] [scat] [pr0n] that I spent the day downloading from the interweb?

17. (interweb) (31↑, 95↓)
A parody of the word internet, mostly spoken by people who wish to appear [1337], only all too often they end up looking like [n00b]s.

Dude 1: Guys\!\!\! I just h4x0r3d teh interweb\!\!\!11one Me: FACE\!\! Zach: DIE IN A FIRE.

Author: Aud, Eegs, da Bo, and the letter K http://interweb.urbanup.com/1397447
18. (Interweb) (11↑, 90↓)
By definition the Interweb is a international web of telephone wire and network connections. When connected via a computer or other device, the user can obtain information from almost any part of the world and almost any information is available. Certain "Web-sites" allows users to submit information about anything which then allows any other user to access this information.

A) I wanna buy a used car -where should I look for it? B) I suggest you search for it on the Interweb.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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